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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 7:29 PMBoth are figments of an Overactive Christian Imagination and do not exist in the real World
So who cares if Jesus or Satan "Win"? But YouTube is definatly Entertaining!
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 9:22 PMhuh? whatever.
What a trumped up scam of a subject line.
dualistic thinking. reductionistic. boring.
Just get this... Satan wants it hard from God, but God don't give a shit.
Then Satan acts like he doesn't want it, and God shows him love. Which he don't want.
Satan just wants the sex. Bear in mind God and Satan is the worst means to reduce this too.
Reductionist. As ever, as always.
Try looking at it from beyond both of them.
Guess what? THAT'S WHERE GOD REALLY TRODS.. AND SATAN WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FOLLOW.
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 9:26 PMThe Shadow wants to be real, people!
As real as the real thing... why can't it?
Look at that last question and you just might start tripping balls.
Depending on whether this Satan (which I don't even believe exists, in the modern dualistic Christian sense)
is just the overblown appetites of people, or some sort of fallen angel.
All the same, I don't give a shit... pathetic satan can eat my turds. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 9:32 PMChristian ideas of Satan exist so they can blame their urges on a scapegoat.
While they hate their bodies, whine like pigs for another, hate other people
through little piggy myopic eyes, hog all the shit on the planet to themselves,
and sneer at the starving. And any real Christians has to bear the brunt of a false
shitbag of a president that wants to wreck everything and gloat over it to suit
his extreme prejudice against everything he don't understand.
Just tellin' ya, reverse that course now and for years to come, or at that moment of death
in which you find out how much you are supernaturally paired to EVERYTHING that ever
existed or ever will and to which you showed heinous disrespect is gonna be a HUGE wallop!
I choicely pry out todays false Christians since we USA-ers are the ones pursuing empire
these days to stuff OUR FAT ASSES AND USELESS BANK ACCOUNTS!
Other misused religions may also apply. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 9:36 PMAnd all this because of the inability to properly control our urges. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 5:43 AMYou don't know anything about god or satan. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 8:28 AM<cause Satan aint Spiritual Satan's a control freak>
Uh NO! what Satan "Is" is a made-up alternative Being for a fictional destination for Christians(Hell) instead of that "other" made-up destination "Heaven among the Angels"
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 9:04 AMWhatever... delete my comments, then. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 1:20 PMUm, it's a joke guys. JOKE. Two kinetic typography demos (my next digital design study area) from two movies:
Al Pacino as Satan in "The Devil's Advocate" and John Turturro as (Don't Fuck With The) Jesus from "The Big Lebowski."
I know everything is bullshit. We've covered in other threads.
Just a joke.
Joke. Post.
For the funny. Maybe not so funny. Okay.
Everyone knows there is no real devil or real Jesus. It's just that most people won't admit to knowing it. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 5:06 PM> Everyone knows there is no real devil or real Jesus. <
Ha, now that's funny. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 5:33 PMIf there IS a "Real Devil and Real Jesus"....then "where" are they?
and Please no more leading me to Verses in that Biblical Fantasy book I'm not the "leadable Sheep" type like most Christians are.
Where IS "Satan and Jesus"? -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 5:44 PMYou know better then that. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 5:47 PM> You know better then that.
Better than "show me this thing you say exists?" What is there to know better than that? -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 5:52 PM> What is there to know better than that? <
I can't provide an answer to that question that anyone here finds acceptable...already tried numerous times, so rather then repeat myself I'll just pass. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 6:38 PMThen why bring it up? -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 6:50 PM> Then why bring it up? <
I didn't.
My comment to Jake "You know better then that" was a statement to Jake that I cannot provide to him an acceptable answer to his question. Jake knows that I cannot provide him with an answer that he finds acceptable and now you do as well...if you didn't already.
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 6:55 PMThe truth is Michael
I know that Satan and Jesus "Exist" in both the Minds of Christians and in a Little Holy Book written when Christianity was fabricated(The NEW Testament was,after all,written by "Religious Scolars" 100 years after the death of Christ). Unless I can either experience this man you all call "Jesus" or see proof of his existence either past or present ,"Believing in" a fictional character from a book isn't one of my strong points.
I guess I am simply too "Grounded in Reality" to believe in Fantasy.
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 6:57 PM>> Then why bring it up? <
>I didn't.
Ah, I mistook your meaning. Apologies. -
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 7:02 PMNo worries : )
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Re: The Great Theological Debate: Jesus vs. Satan
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 6:42 PMThen why bring it up?
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